©1990 John Tynes
[I wrote most of the first issue myself, having almost no one to draw on.
This was your typical Cthulhu filk song kind of thing. Sigh.]
Here’s something truly unspeakable. Perhaps players can sing this as they
take a sleigh-ride into the peaceful little town of Solace, Massachusetts,
as seen in the scenario “Within You Without You” later on in this
issue. Whatever your use, you’re bound to find that the song below will
bring warmth and merriment to any occult gathering…
Rudolph the red-nosed Mi-Go (Me-Go!)
had a very shiny brain case (brain case!)
and if you ever got inside it (inside it!)
he would fly you off through space (off we go!)
Of all of the younger Mi-Go (You-Go!)
he was always treated worst (treated worst!)
whenever they needed POW (POW!)
he was sure to be Dread Cursed (Thoth!)
Then once when the stars were right Nyarlo came to say,
“Rudolph with your case so bright, please suck Dan Quayle’s brain tonight.”
Then all the Mi-Go’s liked him (liked him!)
and the Servitors piped with glee (pipe! pipe!)
“Rudolph the red-nosed Mi-Go, (We-Go!)
you can always suck brains with me.” (suck brains!)