{"id":72,"date":"2010-10-09T09:26:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T16:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=72"},"modified":"2012-08-07T16:28:45","modified_gmt":"2012-08-07T23:28:45","slug":"tuo-1-good-tidings-from-shantak-claus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2010\/10\/tuo-1-good-tidings-from-shantak-claus\/","title":{"rendered":"TUO 1: Good Tidings From Shantak Claus"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>\u00a91990 John Tynes<\/h4>\n<p><em> [I wrote most of the first issue myself, having almost no one to draw on.<br \/>\nThis was your typical Cthulhu filk song kind of thing. Sigh.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s something truly unspeakable. Perhaps players can sing this as they<br \/>\ntake a sleigh-ride into the peaceful little town of Solace, Massachusetts,<br \/>\nas seen in the scenario &#8220;Within You Without You&#8221; later on in this<br \/>\nissue. Whatever your use, you&#8217;re bound to find that the song below will<br \/>\nbring warmth and merriment to any occult gathering&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rudolph the red-nosed Mi-Go (Me-Go!)<br \/>\nhad a very shiny brain case (brain case!)<br \/>\nand if you ever got inside it (inside it!)<br \/>\nhe would fly you off through space (off we go!)<\/p>\n<p>Of all of the younger Mi-Go (You-Go!)<br \/>\nhe was always treated worst (treated worst!)<br \/>\nwhenever they needed POW (POW!)<br \/>\nhe was sure to be Dread Cursed (Thoth!)<\/p>\n<p>Then once when the stars were right Nyarlo came to say,<br \/>\n&#8220;Rudolph with your case so bright, please suck Dan Quayle&#8217;s brain tonight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then all the Mi-Go&#8217;s liked him (liked him!)<br \/>\nand the Servitors piped with glee (pipe! pipe!)<br \/>\n&#8220;Rudolph the red-nosed Mi-Go, (We-Go!)<br \/>\nyou can always suck brains with me.&#8221; (suck brains!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=61\">Back to The Annotated Unspeakable Oath 1.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a91990 John Tynes [I wrote most of the first issue myself, having almost no one to draw on. This was your typical Cthulhu filk song kind of thing. Sigh.] Here&#8217;s something truly unspeakable. Perhaps players can sing this as they&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2010\/10\/tuo-1-good-tidings-from-shantak-claus\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pastissues","category-tuo01"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2OyM1-1a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1065,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/1065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}