{"id":70,"date":"2010-10-09T09:25:55","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T16:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=70"},"modified":"2012-08-07T16:28:54","modified_gmt":"2012-08-07T23:28:54","slug":"tuo-1-the-dread-page-of-azathoth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2010\/10\/tuo-1-the-dread-page-of-azathoth\/","title":{"rendered":"TUO 1: The Dread Page of Azathoth"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>\u00a91990 John Tynes<\/h4>\n<p><em> [This is your basic editor&#8217;s column. Originally, I&#8217;d planned to use it for<br \/>\nconvention announcements and miscellaneous garbage after the first issue<br \/>\nwas released, but it has remained a very personal soapbox for me and my<br \/>\nviews, however ludicrous. It is unabashedly inspired by &#8220;The Cosmic<br \/>\nStreetcorner,&#8221; a column in my all-time-favorite gaming magazine, GATEWAYS.<br \/>\nThe title is a take-off on a CoC spell, &#8220;The Dread Curse of Azathoth.&#8221;<br \/>\nIn TUO10 it finally lives up to its name and is only a single page long.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It was a smallish book, somewhere between a Gideon New Testament and an<br \/>\nissue of Reader&#8217;s Digest; hardbound, black, with a murky figure on one corner<br \/>\nof the cover. The spine identified the author as Robert W. Chambers. Title?<\/p>\n<p>The King in Yellow.<\/p>\n<p>It was a first edition published, as memory serves, in 1895. How long it<br \/>\nhad been in the library of the University of Missouri-Columbia I do not<br \/>\nknow, but it is not improbable that it had been in the collection since<br \/>\npublication. Last March, ecstatic at the find, I checked it out and perused<br \/>\nthe short stories it contained. At the time I considered keeping it, reporting<br \/>\nit &#8220;lost&#8221; and paying whatever fine they asked. But in the end<br \/>\nI dropped it in the book return slot, and that night I slept well.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago I went back to retrieve it again, meaning to verify some<br \/>\nof my scribbled notes from the previous spring. Requesting &#8220;king in<br \/>\nyellow&#8221; from the library&#8217;s computer directory, I was greeted with &#8220;title<br \/>\nnot found&#8221;. Puzzled, I asked for an author listing for &#8220;chambers,<br \/>\nrobert&#8221;. Scanning the ten or so resulting entries confirmed it: The<br \/>\nKing in Yellow was not there.<\/p>\n<p>The old card catalogs beckoned, and I hurried over to the banks of narrow<br \/>\nwooden drawers, reminiscent of the great Yithian library lost under the<br \/>\nAustralian sands. Once again, The King in Yellow refused to manifest itself.<br \/>\nA physical search through Chambers&#8217; section on the bookshelves further confirmed<br \/>\nthe title&#8217;s odd status.<\/p>\n<p>The librarian who came to my aid was perplexed; if the book had been lost,<br \/>\nthere would still be a record of it. But there was none; as far as she could<br \/>\ntell, the library of the University of Missouri-Columbia had never seen<br \/>\nit &#8212; my memory to the contrary.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, two other University campuses were listed as possessing copies<br \/>\nof the book, and so I requested for one of them to be sent here. Unfortunately,<br \/>\nneither was the same first edition. One was an Ace paperback from the late<br \/>\n1960&#8217;s; the other, a quickie reprint for libraries. The paperback made the<br \/>\njourney here intact, yet within an hour of my picking it up I left it behind<br \/>\nin a large lecture hall. Realizing my misfortune that night, I rushed across<br \/>\ncampus and rescued the book from the phalanx of janitors sweeping through<br \/>\nthe room. It seemed that The King in Yellow and I were magnetically charged,<br \/>\neach repelling the other.<\/p>\n<p>Imagination is a wonderful thing; it spawned HPL&#8217;s organic Mythos, prodding<br \/>\nwriters from Robert Bloch to Sandy Peterson to join in. Occasionally, though,<br \/>\nthe real world seems to be just as conspiratorially mocking as any of Lovecraft&#8217;s<br \/>\ncosmic beings; at such times, imagination leads us to see dangers where<br \/>\nthey may not be &#8212; we wonder about the strange man in the overcoat who smells<br \/>\nof the sea. When life&#8217;s conundrums refuse to resolve themselves as neatly<br \/>\nas our role-playing adventures, are we not likely to rail against the implacable<br \/>\nfates? Are we not likely to utter a blasphemous curse?<\/p>\n<p>An Unspeakable Oath?<\/p>\n<p>Well then, we&#8217;ve all come to the right place.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This past August, Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island hosted the<br \/>\nH.P. Lovecraft Centennial Conference to celebrate the anniversary of his<br \/>\nbirth. This four-day function saw the delivery of a number of papers on<br \/>\nLovecraft, as well as more than a few interesting events. Several HPL-related<br \/>\nfilms were shown, including the premiere of Bride of the Re-Animator, and<br \/>\nthe last day saw the official dedication of a large Lovecraft monument and<br \/>\nplaque on the campus made possible through the laudable efforts of the Friends<br \/>\nof H.P. Lovecraft.<\/p>\n<p>Jon B. Cooke, one of the afore-mentioned Friends, put together a 44-page<br \/>\nguidebook to the weekend&#8217;s events. It is very well produced and contains<br \/>\ncontributions from Ramsey Campbell, Gahan Wilson, S.T. Joshi, and many more.<br \/>\nCooke still has a few copies left, for $5.50 postpaid, and they are well<br \/>\nworth getting. Write Jon at 106 Hanover Ave.; Pawtucket, RI 02861. Tell<br \/>\nhim the Oath sent you.<\/p>\n<p>A project like this does not get off the ground without a lot of effort<br \/>\nand support. I&#8217;d like to thank the following people for a lot more things<br \/>\nthan I have room to list here (especially since this issue needs to be finished<br \/>\nin another fifteen minutes):<\/p>\n<p>Damon Lipinski, for getting me into Call of Cthulhu and pressing me to read<br \/>\nHPL.<\/p>\n<p>Kendall Carnes for selling me all sorts of great Lovecraft stuff at inflated<br \/>\nprices.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Ross, Scott Aniolowski, and Jon Cooke for their support and advice.<\/p>\n<p>Lynn Willis and Keith Herber of Chaosium, Inc., who gave this zine the go-ahead<br \/>\nand spread the word.<\/p>\n<p>The Columbia Cthulhu Cartel, for playtesting &#8220;Within You Without You&#8221;<br \/>\n(they did the really wrong thing, by the way) and for making GM&#8217;ing so enjoyable.<\/p>\n<p>Shea Reynolds and Jeff Barber for their amazing artwork and ceaseless energy.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, a big thanks to Kim Stewart for tending my &#8220;mental disorder&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=61\">Back to The Annotated Unspeakable Oath 1.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a91990 John Tynes [This is your basic editor&#8217;s column. 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