{"id":494,"date":"2011-04-19T10:04:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T17:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=494"},"modified":"2011-04-18T16:09:17","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T23:09:17","slug":"chocolate-cthulhu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2011\/04\/chocolate-cthulhu\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Cthulhu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chocolatey sweetness from beyond the drab confines of Euclidian cooking. . . .<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ghost111381.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/chocolate-cthulhu-idol.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Chocolate Cthulhu!\" src=\"http:\/\/craphound.com\/images\/2011-04-17_00-32-03_60.jpg\" alt=\"Chocolate Cthulhu!\" width=\"600\" height=\"353\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Chocolate Cthulhu!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s too late to get them for Easter, but would a true cultist be stopped by that?<\/p>\n<p><em>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/04\/17\/choco-thulhu-is-real.html\">BoingBoing <\/a>and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelovecraftsman.com\/\">Lovecraftsman<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chocolatey sweetness from beyond the drab confines of Euclidian cooking. . . . It&#8217;s too late to get them for Easter, but would a true cultist be stopped by that? Via BoingBoing and Lovecraftsman.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2011\/04\/chocolate-cthulhu\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[69,14],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mythos","tag-chocolate","tag-cthulhu"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2OyM1-7Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":495,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}