{"id":317,"date":"2011-02-14T19:56:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T02:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=317"},"modified":"2011-02-14T19:59:01","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T02:59:01","slug":"the-balaclava-of-cthulhu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2011\/02\/the-balaclava-of-cthulhu\/","title":{"rendered":"The Balaclava of Cthulhu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/02\/14\/cthulhu-ski-mask.html\">BoingBoing<\/a> and the Internet: A bookseller&#8217;s mom makes the best wintertime accessory since flamethrowers.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/02\/14\/cthulhu-ski-mask.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"The Balaclava of Cthulhu\" src=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/img\/IMG_0317.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;The Thing of the idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own.&quot; H.P. Lovecraft, &quot;The Call of Cthulhu&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of BoingBoing and the Internet: A bookseller&#8217;s mom makes the best wintertime accessory since flamethrowers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2011\/02\/the-balaclava-of-cthulhu\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[22,14,23],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mythos","tag-balaclava","tag-cthulhu","tag-ski-mask"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2OyM1-57","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":319,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions\/319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}