{"id":218,"date":"2011-02-01T11:27:29","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/?p=218"},"modified":"2011-02-01T11:37:56","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:37:56","slug":"godzilla-vs-cthulhu-demotivational","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2011\/02\/godzilla-vs-cthulhu-demotivational\/","title":{"rendered":"Godzilla vs. Cthulhu (Demotivational)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/demotivational-posters-godzilla.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Godzilla has lightning breath. Cthulhu has Instant Worldwide Crazymaking. Tough match.\" src=\"http:\/\/verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/demotivational-posters-godzilla.jpg\" alt=\"Godzilla vs. Cthulhu\" width=\"500\" height=\"625\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Godzilla has lightning breath. Cthulhu has Instant Worldwide Crazymaking. Tough match.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Godzilla has lightning breath. Cthulhu has Instant Worldwide Crazymaking. Tough match.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/2011\/02\/godzilla-vs-cthulhu-demotivational\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mythos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2OyM1-3w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":223,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theunspeakableoath.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}